So this is about a Christmas Mix.

First off, fuck you, I'll post whenever I feel like it.  Second off, I meant to write this up last year but didn't because of not doing it, so it's actually over a year late, and not a few months as you'd stupidly supposed.

Ass of you and me.

Here goes nothin! As usual it's up to you to put these in whatever order you like.

1. Big Sale - Parry Gripp
2. Another Rock And Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter
3. Holiday Road - Lindsey Buckingham
4. Wise Man - Desmond Dekker
5. Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas - Crudbump
6. Christmas Duel - Cyndi Lauper vs. The Hives
7. Get Behind Me, Santa - Sufjan Stevens
8. Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight) - The Ramones
9. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues ft. Christy McCall
10. It's Christmas so We'll Stop - Frightened Rabbit
11. Memphis Christmas - Star and Micey
12. Whiskey Christmas - Darby O' Gill and the Little People
13. Dominic The Christmas Donkey - Lou Monte
14. Party Hard - Little Isidore
15. Linus and Lucy - Vince Guaraldi Trio
16. Father Christmas - The Kinks
17. Holly Jolly Christmas - The Format
18. New York Is a Christmas Kind of Town - Marah
19. I Want an Alien For Christmas - Fountains of Wayne
20. Christmas All Over Again - Tom Petty
21. Merry Christmas From the Family - Robert Earl Keen
22. Faith - George Michael*
23. Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry*
24. Electronic Santa - Blazer Force
25. Hooray For Santa Claus - Parry Gripp
26. Holly Jolly Christmas - The Format
27. My Beerdrunk Soul is Sadder Than a Hundred Dead Christmas Trees - Joy Formidable
28. Why Can't it Be Christmastime All Year - Rosie Thomas
29. Toys - The Epoxies
30. That Was the Worst Christmas Ever! - Sufjan Stevens
31. The Ice Storm - The Go! Team
32. Valley Winter Song - Fountains of Wayne
33. Holidays - Miami Horror
34. A Gift For Melody Lane - Avett Brothers
35. Spirit of Giving - The New Pornographers
36. Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds
37. Toy Jackpot - Blackalicious
38. Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas - Eels
39. Is This Christmas? - The Wombats
40. Joe Christ - Dan Bern
41. Waters of Nazareth - Justice
42. Holly - Sleigh Bells
43. Chimbley Sweep - Decemberists
44. Mr. Mistletoe - The Electric Fields
45. Red Eyed Santa - Dick Smith
46. I-pod X-mas - Hello Saferide
47. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Boris Karloff
48. The Lonely Jew on Christmas - Kyle Broflofski
49. Christmas in Harlem - Kanye West
50. Christmas Vacation - Mavis Staples
51. Christmas Won't Be the Same This Year - Jackson 5
52. Jesus Christ Was an Only Child - Modest Mouse
53. Havin' My Baby - Think About Life*
54. Annunciation Day/Born on Christmas Day - Ted Leo

*Certain songs may have a somewhat tenuous connection to Jesus, presents, winter, snow, what have you. If you've heard these songs, and it's even occurred to you to question their place on this list, you are a Communist.

Labels: Christmas, Cryptosocialism, Mix, Our Risen Lord And Savior Jesus Christ, Three of the songs on this mix are by known perverts